March 2012
417 posts
novice-city:
Hi, my name is Altair Ibn-La’Ahad and my name is almost as long as my cock.
February 2012
451 posts
m3mlikethecandy replied to your post: I finished my essay, and the first three…
enjoy sweets!
I will~
I finished my essay, and the first three paragraphs are gold.
If he doesn’t like them, I am going to wonder what I’m doing wrong with my life
Oh well
time for a one hour power nap!
raven101xoxo replied to your post: Skipping my daily nap to get an essay done … …
daily naps are nice to have~ But I know you can do it go go solament!
Oh, you~ /snuggles and squishes with love
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Skipping my daily nap to get an essay done
…
that or I’ll just…lay down…and hopefully..not fall asleep..
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman (via writeinspace)
Fuckmilk.....
molto-bene-on-my-pene:
askmercer:
“Yes- I love you too honey……… ◔_◔;;” Le sigh. ((desmonds watching soaps, hence the tissue box lol))
What, is he having twins? omg
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
brokenballoons:
crimsun:
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/giggles
I missed maybe five words in this, mainly because I’d never seen them before in my life so I feel that should excuse me. Still, that was fun~
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still... →
ber-the-conquewor:
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
At my age? I’d hope not.
Horrible mood
irritated…
probably going to go play Prototype and kill everyone in sight to relieve my anger
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
stay-bene-amici:
e-x-c-l-u-s-i-v-e:
starkid-walker-girl:
nopants-noproblem:
this-fairytale-love:
jenadirectioner:
If you don’t reblog…
…Fighting urge to correct.
lordy
Motherfucking incorrect grammar…..
Stongest urge ever to correct and reblog, just so it confuses people. :D
mutha
fukin’
grammar
MUST FIX. MUST FIIIIXX…OH GOD…
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Me and my friend's argument
Friend: Altair is MINE
you can have Ezio
and Malik
and Yusuf
Me: OH I SEE THEY AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW ARE THEY
Friend: No they are
Me: BESIDES
YOU KNOW HOW MANY STD'S EZIO PROBABLY HAS
like 67
I mean they must exist
because I was playing fable and yeah
the character got 67 std's
Friend: ...
yeah you can have him
m3mlikethecandy replied to your post: Had to go home early today due to a migraine I…
feel better sweetheart!
Thank you ; u; /hugs
Had to go home early today due to a migraine
I still have it
just wanted to check tumblr…
See you in…a day or so, followers. x(
I got my blood test results back today
turns out I’m either borderline or fully Anemic.
How did this happen…; n;
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molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post: molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post: Might…
xDD Benadryl is for allergies, dummy. And I think Tylenol helps because.. Well, it’s tylenol. /snuggles close/ Feel better, cutie
Oh, I should really get familiar with my medicines..
Thank you, love. <3 It means a lot to me.
molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post: Might be TMI, but… Ugh… I had an allergic…
Relax. Take some benadryl and perhaps a tylenol c:
They help with them?
I never knew this!
/runs off to go take some
Thank you, Pene. /hugs and loves on
<3
Might be TMI, but…
Ugh…
I had an allergic reaction to something and now my cheeks are all red and gross and i feel disgusting
I hoped it would go away these past few days
but it hasn’t and now I have to go to school with it tomorrow
everyone is going to find me so disgusting and think I have a disease or something
/crawls and hides from the world
